Dear Nickelodeon,
Hi, maybe you don’t remember me, but I’ve actually written to you before. Yes, when I was about seven, I wrote you guys an e-mail and got an auto reply a week later, so maybe this’ll never reach you aswell. Anyway…
I used to like your tween shows, they were original and pretty realistic, nowadays though, they’re about kids who have everything in the world (particularly iCarly). Now how about your previous network actors? Well, one of them is making a mess of themselves on SNL.
I hate to dwell on just one show, but really, iCarly is just really, really out there. I saw an episode the other day, and they were giving away a car. One of their enemies won it, and they wouldn’t give it to him, and so he got a lawyer. Yeah, that’s all I can say. Then again, Hannah Montana isn’t that realistic either, but if that’s what the kids like…
What happened to real TV?